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 Posted - 03 Dec 2002 : 11:14:18 AM
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An Australian Northern Territory farm hand ,radios back to the farm Manager.
"Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the "ute".
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my ute and is
wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.
" The manager says "Ok, there's a 303 behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him."
Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back.
"I did what you said boss.
Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars.
No problem there, but I still can't go on".
"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.
"Well boss, it's his motor-bike.
The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch".
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Thrash to the max you power band crazy fools "two strokes rool" |
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Allan
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National
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john
Forum Moderator
Victoria
3130 Posts |
Posted - 03 Dec 2002 : 12:45:34 PM
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Do you know the current definition of optimism?
An english Batsman putting on Sun Burn cream!!!! |
John Daley Sidecar #68
' there are those who do, those who dont do and those who undo. We must lampoon the latter." |
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Former Member
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Posted - 03 Dec 2002 : 11:45:06 PM
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| John I thourght it was an english Batsman just picking up a bat |
Thrash to the max you power band crazy fools "two strokes rool" |
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David
Site Administrator
Australia
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Posted - 04 Dec 2002 : 04:52:47 AM
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We all know they get that chance, in a session...    
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Originally posted by NORBO
John I thourght it was an english Batsman just picking up a bat
Right before lunch on the first day...
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Regards,
David
Webmaster & Owner of Classic Motorcycling Australia
Quote: I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted to be paid. |
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